
THIS IS JUST ANOTHER
SUPER BORING WEBSITE.
NOT
and we'll prove it to you
WELL HOWDY. WE'RE VERDE.
*salsa sold separately
We're just some business dudes that took life by the horns and started a few companies. Verde is one of them, and we're damn proud of it. Also, if you don't think this horse is awesome then you should probably go to Google and search "the purpose of life" or something.
ALRIGHT, BACK TO BIZ.
Here at Verde, we really only do a few things well. Ask our wives...they'll tell you. To clarify, don't actually ask them please. Didn't work out well last time.