WELL HOWDY. WE'RE VERDE.

*salsa sold separately

We're just some business dudes that took life by the horns and started a few companies. Verde is one of them, and we're damn proud of it. Also, if you don't think this horse is awesome then you should probably go to Google and search "the purpose of life" or something.

ALRIGHT, BACK TO BIZ.

Here at Verde, we really only do a few things well. Ask our wives...they'll tell you. To clarify, don't actually ask them please. Didn't work out well last time.

We help fix technology

and sales stuff

Which should tecccchhhnically

help your bottom line? Don't worry, we'll give you a monthly report and stuff, it's legit.

If you are super lost right now, it's okay. You can check out our more boring site here. Talk soon!

or let this guy dig it up for you